You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. - William Shakespeare
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE, YOU ASSHOLE.
Reblogging for THIS ^
Reblogging for Hiddles, but this ^ is pretty funny.